Fat Ass

Creature - Donkey Shaman 2/3.5, 4G (5)
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
Illus. Jeremy Jarvis

Format Legality	Banned in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, Standard, MTGO Classic
Printings (1/2)	Unhinged (Common)