Knight of the Hokey Pokey

Creature - Knight 2/2, WW (2)
First strike

o1oW, Do the Hokey Pokey (Stand up, wiggle your butt, raise your hands above your head, and shake them wildly as you rotate 360 degrees): Prevent all damage to Knight of the Hokey Pokey from any one source.¹
That's what it's all about.
Illus. Kev Walker

Format Legality	Banned in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, Standard, MTGO Classic
Printings (1/1)	Unglued (Common)