Thousand-Year Elixir

Artifact, 3 (3)
You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste.

{1}, {T}: Untap target creature.¹
Paradoxically, to tilt the massive jug for a sip, you'd need the energy of the giant's tonic.
Illus. Richard Sardinha

Gatherer Card Rulings [Nov 2009]

• 10/1/2007: Thousand-Year Elixir doesn't actually grant haste to creatures you control, nor does it let you attack with them as though they had haste.

Format Legality	Legal in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, MTGO Classic Banned in Standard
Printings (1/10)	Lorwyn (Rare)