Pariah

Enchantment - Aura, 2W (3)

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters the battlefield attached to that creature.)

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

["Why would I consider penance for my actions when I have so many subjects willing to do it for me?"
—Lord Konda]

Illus. Jon J Muth

Gatherer Card Rulings?, Legality?

• 10/4/2004: You can attach this to an opponent's creature, and all damage done to you is instead done to their creature.
• 10/4/2004: All damage being dealt to you at one time gets redirected to one Pariah. If you take 3 damage at once, all 3 damage goes to one Pariah. If you take damage from multiple creatures in combat, all the combat damage goes to one Pariah.

• Legal in Vintage (Type 1)
• Legal in Legacy (Type 1.5)
• Legal in Classic (MTGO)
• Legal in Commander
• Legal in Modern