Dissatisfied Customer {2}{B}
Creature — Vampire Guest
Flying, haste
When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
The mirrors weren’t fun for everyone.
2/1
Illustrated by Yangtian Li
- Standard
- Not Legal
- Alchemy
- Not Legal
- Pioneer
- Not Legal
- Explorer
- Not Legal
- Modern
- Not Legal
- Historic
- Not Legal
- Legacy
- Legal
- Brawl
- Not Legal
- Vintage
- Legal
- Timeless
- Not Legal
- Commander
- Legal
- Pauper
- Legal
- Oathbreaker
- Legal
- Penny
- Not Legal
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Notes and Rules Information for Dissatisfied Customer:
- If the result is 0 or less, because of modifications to the result, you won’t lose any life. You also won’t gain any life if the result is somehow negative. (2022-10-07)