Strategy, Schmategy (Unsanctioned #58)

Strategy, Schmategy {1}{R}

Sorcery

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.

1 — Do nothing.

2 — Destroy all artifacts.

3 — Destroy all lands.

4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.

6 — Repeat this process two more times.

Illustrated by Daniel Gelon

Standard
Alchemy
Pioneer
Explorer
Modern
Historic
Legacy
Brawl
Vintage
Timeless
Commander
Pauper
Oathbreaker
Penny
Notes and Rules Information for Strategy, Schmategy:
  • The “Do nothing” on a result of 1 refers to that individual roll, not to all of Strategy, Schamtegy. For example, if you roll a 6 and then on the next roll you roll a 1, you’ll still roll again and process that result. (2020-02-29)