When Anodet Lurker dies, you gain 3 life.

Put a flood counter on target land. That land is an Island in addition to its other types for as long as it has a flood counter on it. If you control a Merfolk, draw a card.

{R}, Exile the top ten cards of your library: Arc-Slogger deals 2 damage to any target.

Whenever a creature dies, put a charge counter on Black Market.

At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add {B} for each charge counter on Black Market.

Sacrifice Child of Thorns: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

As Conspiracy enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.

Creatures you control are the chosen type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren’t on the battlefield.

Trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Cosmic Larva unless you sacrifice two lands.

Gotcha — If an opponent says “creature” or “guy,” you may say “Gotcha!” When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Separate all creature cards in your graveyard into two piles. Exile the pile of an opponent’s choice and return the other to the battlefield.

You may put a card you own from outside the game into your hand. You lose half your life, rounded up. Exile Death Wish.

Change the target of target spell with a single target.

If you control two or more other lands, Den of the Bugbear enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {R}.

{3}{R}: Until end of turn, Den of the Bugbear becomes a 3/2 red Goblin creature with “Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that’s tapped and attacking.” It’s still a land.

Flying

Whenever you cast a spell during an opponent’s turn, you may have target creature get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Reveal the top X cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Ferropede can’t be blocked.

Whenever Ferropede deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from target permanent.

Festercreep enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.

{1}{B}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Festercreep: All other creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)

When the chosen finger isn’t touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is a number from 0 to 6 chosen at random.

{2}: Target red creature gains haste until end of turn.

{T}: Target Goblin creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Sacrifice that creature at the beginning of the next end step.