Summon Elves X/X, 3G (4) When you play Elvish Impersonators, roll two six-sided dice one after the other. Elvish Impersonators comes into play with power equal to the first die roll and toughness equal to the second. "Uh-hunh."
Illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle
You roll the dice when announcing the spell, so your opponent knows the values before deciding if they want to counter it or not. [D'Angelo 1998/08/23]
You automatically win any hamburger eating contests that you are challenged to have, if this card is in play when you're challenged. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
All tournament formats have banned cards from Unglued.