I'm Rubber, You're Glue

Enchantment, WW (2)
Speak only in rhyming sentences. If you do not, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Target spell or ability, which targets only you, targets another player of your choice instead. (The new target must be legal.)¹
Illus. Claymore J. Flapdoodle

Crystal Keep Rulings Summaries

• This card is hard to play with. Just try declaring an attack with it in play. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
• Partial sentences are okay. [bethmo 1998/08/17]
• False rhymes are okay. [bethmo 1998/08/17] Example, "rocks" and "talks".
• The choice of another player must be a legal choice. [D'Angelo 2000/03/09]
• All tournament formats have banned cards from Unglued.
• Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule 507.

Format Legality	Banned in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, Standard
Printings (1/1)	Unglued (Rare)