Knight of the Hokey Pokey

Summon Knight 2/2, WW (2)
First strike
{1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey (Stand up, wiggle your butt, raise your hands above your head, and shake them wildly as you rotate 360 degrees): Prevent all damage to Knight of the Hokey Pokey from any one source.¹
That's what it's all about.
Illus. Kev Walker

Crystal Keep Rulings Summaries

• For non-Americans, a "Butt" is the thing you sit on. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
• Singing the song gains you no gameplay advantage, but gives you extra marks for artistic impression. [Barclay 1998/08/13]
• All tournament formats have banned cards from Unglued.
• Note - Also see First Strike, Rule 502.2.
• Note - Also see Unglued rulings, Rule 507.

Format Legality	Banned in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, Standard
Printings (1/1)	Unglued (Common)