Ow

Enchantment, B (1)
Whenever any creature damages a player, for each Ow card in play, that player says "Ow" once or Ow deals 1 damage to him or her.
Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?
Illus. Edward P. Beard, Jr.

Format Legality	Banned in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, Standard
Printings (1/1)	Unglued (Rare)