AWOL

Instant, 2W (3)
Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the removed-from-game zone and put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.¹
Illus. Stephen Tappin

Format Legality	Banned in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, Standard
Printings (2/2)	Unhinged (Common) Unhinged Alternate Foils (Common)