Loose Lips

Enchant Creature, U (1)
As Loose Lips comes into play, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you draw two cards unless that player says the chosen sentence.¹
Your sentence can't be longer than this one.
Illus. John Matson

Crystal Keep Rulings Summaries

• You can't choose a sentence that would be inappropriate to say aloud where you are playing. [Unhinged FAQ 2004/11/15]
• All tournament formats have banned cards from Unhinged.
• Note - Also see Aura, Rule G1.30.
• This card should be of type "Enchantment - Aura" and not "Enchant Creature", and should be played as such. [D'Angelo 2006/02/01]

Format Legality	Banned in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, Standard
Printings (1/1)	Unhinged (Common)