Bloodletter

Creature - Zombie 2/3, 2B (3)
When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.¹
"That's not an A, it's an AE. Wait, don't-"
-Hoebrus Vaem, AErathi librarian, last words
Illus. Daren Bader

Format Legality	Banned in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, Standard
Printings (1/1)	Unhinged (Common)