When Fluffy Bunnies Attack

Instant, 3B (4)
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.¹
"Get it? Bunnies, letters, -X/-X? Me neither."
-Bucky, flavor text writer
Illus. Ray Lago

Format Legality	Banned in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, Standard
Printings (2/2)	Unhinged (Common) Unhinged Alternate Foils (Common)