Assquatch

Creature - Donkey Lord 3.5/3.5, 4R (5)
Each other Donkey gets +11/2/+11/2.
Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.¹
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Illus. Jeremy Jarvis

Crystal Keep Rulings Summaries

• Fractions don't translate well, so this ruling uses decimal notation, such as "3.5" to mean "3 and one half". [D'Angelo 2006/02/01]
• All tournament formats have banned cards from Unhinged.
• Note - Also see fractional number rules, Rule 701.Ruling.13.
• Note - Also see Haste, Rule 502.5.

Format Legality	Banned in Vintage, Legacy, Extended, Standard
Printings (1/1)	Unhinged (Rare)