Zzzyxas's Abyss Unhinged Blast from the Past

Assquatch Assquatch English

Creature — Donkey Lord 3.5/3.5, 4R (5)

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.

Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

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Illus. Jeremy Jarvis

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